"There are certain shades of limelight that can ruin a girls complexion" -Audrey Hepburn-
Me: Did you know Joe Bidden is in China on a diplomatic tour and on his first day there he held a conference for Chinese students and told them to challenge the status quo and their parents and government and religious teachers... So essentially he was like, "hey Chinese young people, you should rebel against your government!"
Best friend: Damn!
Me: In my head this is what happened...
Joe Bidden heard Obama talking about China with his advisors and Obama was like, "they're going to take over the world if we aren't careful" and Joe decided to fix it by destroying China from the inside using its own people so on his first day there he just went ahead and told all the students to start a rebellion... And Obama is like, "Joe! Your heart was in the right place but you're too obvious! Leave the big kid work to the grown ups, did you run out of color books? Someone go buy Joe more color books!!!"
In Australia we have this show where the set is tilted at an angle and it’s funny because people walk like this
and fall down a lot
EDIT : The show is called Slideshow and you can watch it here
OH MY GOD I WATCHED THE LINKED VIDEO AND NEARLY PEED MYSELF THIS IS HILARIOUS
I can’t breathe XD